Alternate sections are marked Say and Play. The Say sections are spoken or sung to an improvised tune in a stentorian and condescending manner, as a traffic court judge lecturing a recidivist speeder. Read as though the text makes perfect sense, even though its grammar and meaning may make sudden, unexpected turns.
The Play sections use an ordinary five-line staff
with oval note heads (
) interspersed
with diamond (
) and cross (
) note heads. Play
in a manner that contrasts with the lecturer's attitude. Be mocking
or solicitous or calm or resigned or anything else appropriate.
) indicates some non-standard noise, like
a multiphonic or a strum behind the bridge or a dropped drumstick or a cheese-grater arpeggio or something else. Use your imagination.
) indicates a note that is one semitone (in either
direction) different from the preceding note.
You can play in concert with other performers, who may play other versions of this piece, or other any other materials, composed or improvised. When playing with others, the Say sections should be performed as disruptively as possible, and the Play sections should be played sensitively, with utmost regard to enhancing the performance of the other players.
Say: How did I say it was "good"?
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Say: Note: no response.
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Say: How ironic, coming from the person ignoring the evidence that you didn't answer my question.
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Say: Which I have yet to identify where it is Pudge that is being pointlessly argumentative, because he hasn't tried to help and you turned on you.
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Say: But my quotation was in that same "different subthread".
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Say: You're presupposing that I'm thinking in a logical argument. Also ironic, considering your own question if it wasn't rhetorical? You ask the guy question. Answer it yourself. Sure sounded like rhetoric to me.
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Say: Balderdash. You're forgetting that I never said it wasn't.
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Say: In the Bartok, the solo jumps from soloist to soloist or section to section as in the title "symphony" to indicate length. Meanwhile, a "concerto for orchestra" does indicate that the comparison is restricted to how the variation jumps from instrument to instrument or section to section as in Bartok (note that the comparison to two known works to give readers a feeling for the evidence.
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Say: Again, I dispute that claim, given that I already told you how to get from you is irrelevant; the facts are relevant.
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Say: What seems to you is pontification. It's like watching Siskel and Ebert saying it's a bad movie and then moving on to suggest a couple of possibilities, one of which was acknowledged as being correct.
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Say: Classic pontification.
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Say: Not in the OS/2 newsgroups and try to spread their FUD that are the nuisance.
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Say: The other two what?
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Say: Monty Python, anyone?
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Say: Yes.
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Say: That's your justification for calling another work "stupid"! You're internally inconsistent!
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Say: Why?
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Say: Figures.
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Say: I didn't write that.
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Say: On your part.
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Say: You're presupposing that linear and circular thinking are the only two possibilities.
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Say: The aforementioned work qualifying, in my opinion. That's why people should check it out. Too many people seem to be, and I've told you to take this discussion to refer to. Furthermore, who do you make that claim?
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Say: I do. You're the one discussing music.
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Say: Of what, allegedly?
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Say: You're presupposing that I never said it did.
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Say: The other two what?
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Say: Just beware posters like Doe.
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Say: Many times. Have you?
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Say: Therefore I could not have "pissed" on your part.
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Say: What for you would now play the last note of the music schools here are turning out performers who are technically first-rate, but have no concept of ensemble.
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