The Troll Variations
for a soloist
by
Tom Duff
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Instructions

This piece is for a soloist playing any instrument.

Alternate sections are marked Say and Play. The Say sections are spoken or sung to an improvised tune in a stentorian and condescending manner, as a traffic court judge lecturing a recidivist speeder. Read as though the text makes perfect sense, even though its grammar and meaning may make sudden, unexpected turns.

The Play sections use an ordinary five-line staff with oval note heads () interspersed with diamond () and cross () note heads. Play in a manner that contrasts with the lecturer's attitude. Be mocking or solicitous or calm or resigned or anything else appropriate.

You can play in concert with other performers, who may play other versions of this piece, or other any other materials, composed or improvised. When playing with others, the Say sections should be performed as disruptively as possible, and the Play sections should be played sensitively, with utmost regard to enhancing the performance of the other players.

Score

Say: Non sequitur.

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Say: Have you listened to is for "Scheherazade", in which the discussion has been about American composers yet, despite the newsgroup.

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Say: What seems to you is pontification. It's like watching Siskel and Ebert saying it's a fact doesn't necessarily make it "stupid"? You called the Bartok is the appropriate comparison for melody.

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Say: It's hard to figure out people like Doe.

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Say: Classic pontification.

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Say: It has not been 3 days since others have crossposted to rec.music.compose. I didn't write that.

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Say: As opposed to logically.

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Say: Maybe I do understand how normal people communicate. They do NOT communicate by posting "bait" the way John Doe did.

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Say: There's at least one. Wouldn't be surprised if there were any feet in my opinion. That's why it's non sequitur.

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Say: Or his horse Concorde?

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Say: Just wanted to make sure. There are many places in New England that copy names from England.

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Say: And you went on to the issue?

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Say: The key word here is "if".

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Say: Many times. Have you?

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Say: Irrelevant, given that there is no music theory in this discussion?

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Say: You're erroneously presupposing that the comparison is not that it's too obscure.

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Say: Yes you did; look at your other responses to me: Date: Sun, 08 Jul 2001 17:35:27 -0400 Now, let's look at the bottom of the ocean?" "A good start."

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Say: That's because the message from someone else, then that quotation was in the first place. Now, exactly who asked for information?

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Say: Irrelevant, given that I've been able to come up with so far is that relevant to the "Fantasy Variations"?

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Say: You're erroneously presupposing that I'm a composer of classical music.

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Say: I'm now beginning to doubt that I turned on me..."

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Say: Is that a good one.

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Say: On what basis do you call it "unwise"?

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Say: It was to my posting that your reply was made.

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Say: Where have I allegedly turn on you?

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Say: Just beware posters like Doe.

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Say: I've seen the PBS video of the format, but rather the musicians. Good intonation is possible.

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Say: There is a story about him threatening to forbid wind performances of his music because "bands so bastardize it that orchestras will never play it on your "parade".

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Say: Why?

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Say: We did "Peter and the Wolf" about seven years ago. I'll have to listen to the next review. Fortunately they were about crossposting and such. I was there just last August. I've seen the PBS video. Packed London house.

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